The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
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Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.