Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
reminds me of losing my job
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.