I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I think I am morally bankrupt
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
FUCK WHALES
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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