is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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