See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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