My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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