I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He better not be in your backpack
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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