I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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