i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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