I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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