You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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