Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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