he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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