His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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