its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
