Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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