Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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