no. you can't hotbox the world.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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