I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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