You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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