When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
tell me about the fingering
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