She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you will always have a special place in my vag
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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