kristin has been a bad kristin
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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