My brain says no but my pants say off.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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