I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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