she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I just got carded by a ten year old.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
