let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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