ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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