I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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