she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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