I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
It's just like the Real World with babies
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
