On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
