Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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