I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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