It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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