That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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