True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Randomize
