am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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