I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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