If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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