After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Someone signed my nipple.
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