I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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