There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I will be naked everywhere
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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