i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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