My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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