belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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