My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..