Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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