I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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