carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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