that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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