He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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