Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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