Pappa wants mamma naked
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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