My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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