I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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